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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting "" Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him. Heard from my 10 year old cousin."

"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"

"Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids? He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions."

"I found the worlds worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."

"I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year. Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy."