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Joke of the Day
"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In HD was apparently not the correct answer."
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"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"""This is The Grey Wall of China"" I think it's 'great' ""We all do, pal"""
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."
"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("
"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."
"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."
"What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?! Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww"