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Joke of the Day
"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"
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"You ever had garbage in one hand but you accidentally throw out the thing that you want in your other hand? LOL. Anyways, the baby's ok."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"
"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"
"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"
"I teased Peyton Manning so he broke my phone. Now it'll never go past one ring...."
"Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks."
"Silly Political/Finance Joke What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common? They're all going to be 65 this year."
"Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass."
"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."