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Joke of the Day
"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"
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"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."
"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
"What's the difference between the Serengeti and the White House? In the Serengeti there are African lions, but in the White House there's a lyin' African."