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Joke of the Day
"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"
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"Uses pic of car as profile pic. Gets hunted down by Decepticons."
"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"
"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."
"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"
"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"Two young hot girls in bed. k"