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Joke of the Day

"Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go."

"An Irish father catches his son doing cocaine. ""If I catch ya doin that shite again I'll rub yer fookin nose in it"""

"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."