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Joke of the Day

"i am developing a ground brekaing new app called ""MOneyWallet"", where you earn ""Money Points"" by mailing cash to my house"

"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""

"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."

"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"

"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""

"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"I swallowed two pieces of string last night and this morning they came out of my ass tied together I shit you knot"