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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."

"north carolina to sue over bathroom bill hillary: stop calling him that"

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"Did you know that if you take all the people in the world and split them in half you'd be a mass murderer"

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"Did you get that joke about the Titanic? It took a while to sink in."

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza."

"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""

"What kind of baby appears when an Eskimo and a Japanese person have sex? Ugg Li"