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Joke of the Day

"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."

"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"

"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."

"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."

"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"

"What's a good Mexican joke?"

"Channing Tatum's next movie... Magic Mike - Big & Tall"