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Joke of the Day

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"I think some drugs should be legalized... but cocaine is where I draw the line."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"

"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"

"Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser."

"My friend came out of closet to me recently ""I am gay"", he said to me. I didn't believe my friend. I thought he was kidding. I said... ""How can you say that with such a straight face?"""

"One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability."

"Me: I should stop drinking Me: Why? Me: I dunno Me: You're awesome when you drink Me: Really? Me: Yeah Me: Thanks, me. You're alright"