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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"
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"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""
"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."
"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"""Hello from the outsiiiiide. I must have called a thousand tiiiiimes"" - me, drunk, leaving my wife another voicemail because I'm locked out"
"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."
"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"
"me: goodnight moon moon: i have a boyfriend"