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Joke of the Day

"A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. It would be funny if I had a punchline.. Wooden tit."

"I like my girls like my whiskey Aged 18 years and single"

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."

"If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds... ...You must be Russian."

"Why Was Tigger looking in the toilet?? ... He was looking for Pooh!"

"Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers."

"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."

"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""

"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."

"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."