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Joke of the Day

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."

"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."

"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"

"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy"

"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"