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Joke of the Day
"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"
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"What is it called when two lawyers are fighting? Civil War"
"I went to see an evening of vegetables doing stand-up last night. It wasn't to my taste though - too many crudites"
"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."
"If all the Domino's employees in the world held hands, you'd have to make your own pizza."
"A man was walking through the woods with a little boy... It starts getting dark and the boy says to the man ""I'm scared"". The man replies ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone""."
"Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day."
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"