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Joke of the Day

"When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week. When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week. Well mom just killed a cockroach, should I tell her for you?"

"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"

"me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name"

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."

"Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!"

"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."

"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."

"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."

"What's the most common ""last words""? Allah Hu Akbar"