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Joke of the Day

"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..., Thinks to herself. ""Well, some asshole's got my pen."" Another you say? What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste."

"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"

"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"

"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"This might sound crazy, but I have proof the CIA is putting chips in people's brains. I think they're Pringles."

"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"

"When I say to my kids ""sit here and watch cartoons"" they hear ""come and bug me while I am trying to take naughty pictures for daddy."""