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Joke of the Day

"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"

"Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!"

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them."

"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."

"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."

"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"

"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."

"For a tiny person unable to wipe herself after she poops, my toddler has managed to hit me dead in the eyeball with 4 things today."

"I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, ""people."""