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Joke of the Day

"Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my Taco Kit."

"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"

"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"

"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"

"Damn girl, are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside you."

"I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like ""sorry I'm married"" then it's ""leave me alone I'm married"" I mean which is it"

"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."

"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Fortune Teller The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!"