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Joke of the Day
"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."
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"If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help."
"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"
"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""
"What kind of meat does a priest eat? Nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)"
"College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom."
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"Stephen Hawking is going to hell... ... because there's only a stairway to heaven."