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Joke of the Day
"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."
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"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."
"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."
"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"
"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."
"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"