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Joke of the Day

"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"

"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"

"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."

"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"

"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )"

"How do you get a Criminal to stop running? Play the national anthem"

"q uo poq nq s s s"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."