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Joke of the Day
"what did the asian german say to that Jew joke that hit the front page ? I Reich"
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"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."
"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"
"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."
"News reports say a Muslim hid several Jews in a freezer at the kosher market in Paris last week I guess the oven must have been broken"
"So my friend's bakery burned down yesterday... His business is toast."
"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"
"How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue."
"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."
"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"