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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."
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"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."
"What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten."
"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."
"TIFU by sleeping with my boss I should be getting a promotion any day now."
"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one that you have to care for and nurture for 18 years."
"I went to the store to get six cans of sprite... ...But when I got home I discovered that I'd picked 7-up."