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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."

"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."

"Therapist: what's your problem today? Me: I have this constant eye roll. Therapist: stop reading your own tweets."

"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"

"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"

"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"