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Joke of the Day

"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, ""9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."" So he up and moved"

"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"

"Horses are vegans, too, yet you don't hear them yapping on and on about it do you?"

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""

"*gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole."

"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."

"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."

"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."

"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."