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Joke of the Day

"The student and the teacher. JACK: ""Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not. "" JACK: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."""

"I ate an apple and jerked off with the core in my ass But not in that order"

"what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!"

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop says ""can I take your bags?"" ""No,"" she answers, ""I'm traveling light."" *(I'm new to the community, this is best I've got, I'm sorry)*"

"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"