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Joke of the Day

"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."

"[Bob Dylan giving singing lessons] I'd like you to sing it again, but this time plug your nose and put these 5 marbles in your mouth."

"Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts ""hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"" ""Namaste right here."""

"Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs? To the autobotty shop!"

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"

"Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised."

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."