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Joke of the Day
"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."
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"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""
"I've got my fingers in many pies Which is why I lost my job as a waiter."
"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"
"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."
"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."
"How do you turn your girlfriend into an angry pirate? Cum in a her eye and kick her in the shin."
"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"