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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn your girlfriend into an angry pirate? Cum in a her eye and kick her in the shin."
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"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
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"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."
"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !"
"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"
"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"