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Joke of the Day
"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"
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"The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10."
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"Q: Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff? A: Because it had no guts."