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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"
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"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1's and 0's 10) There are no 2's"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."
"My mother-in-law's text alert is an entire song. Starting to think my father-in-law's rage isn't really from Vietnam."
"Your mother ."
"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."
"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"