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Joke of the Day

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

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"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"
"What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!"
"Girlfriends are like screws... Except once you've loosened them, there's no way to tighten them back up."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"
"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."
"Yeah yeah ""Friends with Benefits"" are cool but have you tried ""Friends with Batteries""? Less drama!"
"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."
"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."