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Joke of the Day

"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."

"Free throws are just as good as the store-bought kind."

"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"

"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."

"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."

"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."