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Joke of the Day
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
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"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."
"Just been reading how more people die from choking on sweets' packaging than the sweets themselves. Gums don't kill people, wrappers do."
"PAROLE BOARD: And what would you do if released? ME: Crimes. PB: Excuse me? ME: *leans into mic* RHYMES. I'M SUPER INTO POETRY NOW."
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"""
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"