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Joke of the Day
"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."
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"GF - What's that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh?"
"878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson ""Are we done?"" Police: ""Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."""
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"
"How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."
"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
"Why doesn't barbie have any kids?"