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Joke of the Day

"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"

"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."

"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"

"Glee has ruined that word for me"

"[waiting with friend for his test results] ""I'm nervous"" I'm sure you're fine *sees 2 doctors playing rock paper scissors outside room*"

"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."

"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."

"Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people."

"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."