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Joke of the Day
"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"
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"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"How do you get a musician off of your porch? You pay for the pizza."
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."
"Lotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant."