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Joke of the Day

"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"

"How to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar."

"Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts."

"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"

"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"

"What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !"

"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"

"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."

"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."