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Joke of the Day

"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."

"What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."

"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"A Monk went into a shoe store... He was doing some Sole Searching."

"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""

"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."