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Joke of the Day

"So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop."

"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"

"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."

"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"

"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."

"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"

"Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, ""My twitter girls would do that"""