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Joke of the Day

"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."

"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."

"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"

"Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say ""I could do that better."

"*psst... ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy? WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?! Uh... This joke isn't as good written down :-("

"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"

"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"