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Joke of the Day
"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
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"I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'"
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get those tiny little legs apart?"
"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"
"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."
"When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus."
"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"
"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."
"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."