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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get those tiny little legs apart?"
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"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer..."
"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn.... ...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk, the Owl then eats the Squirrel because it's a bird of prey."
"My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?"""
"I found out today that if I just let go of the steering wheel, my car will drive itself. The catch is: my car is a terrible driver."
"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."