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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get those tiny little legs apart?"
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"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."
"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? By dancing around the cash register singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"""
"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker? 30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke."
"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."