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Joke of the Day
"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."
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"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."
"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"
"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."
"Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open."