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Joke of the Day

"A beautiful woman is walking down the street..... A man says to her ""can I smell your pussy?"" She shouts ""No!"" He replies ""Oh, It must be your asshole."""

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""

"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"

"Today I've decided to rename things in the office to start with ""i"" like Apple. There's iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday..."

"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."