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Joke of the Day

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"

"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."

"Woman:""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Man: ""Either way love, we'll be having sex in a minute"""

"""I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but-"" *The Devil appears* ""Please do not advocate for me, you are the fucking worst."""

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"My dick may be short... ...but it sure is skinny."