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Joke of the Day
"Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !"
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"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."
"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."
"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."
"What do you call a female manager? Miss. Management."
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"