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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"

"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."

"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""? ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"

"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"

"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."