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Joke of the Day
"My dick may be short... ...but it sure is skinny."
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"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!"
"My wife showed me her baby photos. She said, ""Here's one of me when I was 3."" I replied, ""Wow, and there's me thinking you were like a fine wine."""
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
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"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."
"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"