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Joke of the Day
"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."
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"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."
"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."
"Why do women make bad engineers? Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8"
"If you like something, don't forget to really oversell it so it can disappoint everyone else."
"Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth"
"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"
"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""
"A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!"
"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"