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"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."
"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."
"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."
"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."
"When I die, I'd like my coffin to be filled with Reese's Pieces so on my headstone it can say ""R.I.R.P."""
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."
"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."
"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."