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Joke of the Day
"I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go."
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"What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler on a playground."
"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"
"I'll do algebra. I'll do trigonometry. I'll even do calculus! But graphing is simply where I draw the line."
"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."
"Did you ever hear about the vegan, the atheist, and the crossfitter who walked into a bar together? I don't know how you haven't heard about them, they told everyone."
"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"How do you have sex with a fat chick?! Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots."
"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"