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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"
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"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"
"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
"The ""smoking gun"" has a greater risk of dying early than guns that don't smoke."
"You can take the girl out of the food court, but not this girl. I'm staying."
"Cereal is the sweatpants of food."
"Idea: a hat store called ""ALL CAPS"" where the salespeople yell at you the entire time."
"How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket"