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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they're going to print the Daily Mail on A1 sheets? It's pretty big news."
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"I'm gonna start carrying breath mints around in an engagement ring box just to briefly make women really uncomfortable during conversation."
"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"
"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""
"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"My wife's safe word: ""Not tonight"""
"I double majored in TV and burritos."
"All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots."
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."